Choosing a name for your cat is one of the most fun and creative parts of welcoming a new furry friend into your home. If you’re looking for something a little more lighthearted and entertaining, why not opt for a hilarious cat name? A funny name can capture your cat's quirky personality and give everyone a good laugh every time they call your pet. Here’s a list of 50 hilarious and quirky cat names that will have everyone in stitches.
1. Sir Meows-a-Lot
For the cat who never stops meowing. This royal-sounding name is perfect for a chatty feline.
2. Purrito
For a cat who loves to wrap herself in blankets and nap like a burrito. So cozy, so cute, so funny.
3. Fuzz Aldrin
For a space-loving cat, this clever play on "Buzz Aldrin" is out of this world.
4. Chairman Meow
A political pun for a cat with a commanding presence.
5. Catastrophe
Perfect for a cat who’s always causing a little bit of chaos around the house.
6. Meowster
For the cat that’s the boss of the house. "Master" gets a feline twist!
7. Whisker-Do
For the cat who’s always looking fabulous and needs a little extra attention paid to their whiskers.
8. Cleocatra
A feline twist on the name of the famous Cleopatra. Regal, yet a little silly.
9. Cattitude
For the cat who’s a little sassy and loves to show off their attitude.
10. Sir Hiss
For the cat with a little bit of a temper who’s quick to hiss. It's a name that's both funny and fitting!
11. Mewlius Caesar
For the ruler of your household who claims the throne with a fierce meow.
12. Purrfect Storm
For the cat who causes a storm of affection, energy, and playfulness.
13. Tabbytha
A play on "Tabitha" for your tabby cat, with a humorous twist.
14. Tuna Turner
For a cat who’s always hungry and a bit of a diva—this is the name for a rockstar kitty.
15. Meowly Cyrus
For the cat who loves to be the center of attention and won’t stop meowing until everyone notices.
16. Puddy Tat
For fans of the classic cartoon character Tweety Bird, this name is perfect for a playful, mischievous kitty.
17. Furrnando
A punny name for a feline who’s always causing a scene, named after the classic "Fernando."
18. Pawcasso
For the artistic cat who loves to scratch and create (even if it’s on your furniture).
19. Kittencorn
For a sweet, magical, and adorable kitty who’s as rare as a unicorn.
20. Clawdia
A fierce and funny twist on the name Claudia for your little princess with sharp claws.
21. Sir Scratch-n-Sniff
For a cat who’s all about marking their territory and rubbing up against things.
22. Genghis Cat
A powerful and funny name for a cat with a bold personality.
23. Mr. Bigglesworth
Inspired by the iconic cat from Austin Powers, this is perfect for your dignified feline with a bit of an attitude.
24. Feline Dion
For the diva cat who always wants to be the star of the show, just like the iconic singer.
25. Sir Pounce-a-lot
For the cat who loves to pounce, whether it’s on toys, your lap, or just about anything else.
26. Mewtini
For the sophisticated cat who enjoys lounging in style and has a taste for the finer things.
27. Purrlock Holmes
For the inquisitive cat who’s always snooping around and solving mysteries.
28. Frankendoodle
For a quirky, mixed-breed kitty who is a bit of a monster, in the best way possible!
29. Purrito Bandito
For the sneaky kitty who loves to steal your blanket and turn into a purrito.
30. Meowly McMeowface
Inspired by the internet meme, this name is as funny as it is unique.
31. Hairy Potter
For the magical cat with a knack for getting into all kinds of trouble.
32. Count Catula
For the nocturnal feline who loves the nighttime—this name is perfect for your little vampire.
33. Biscuit
A funny name for a cat who is as sweet and round as a biscuit, or just likes to lay around all day.
34. Scratch Fury
For the cat who has an epic way of scratching up your furniture and is the fury of the house.
35. Lord Fluffington
For your regal and fluffy feline who likes to be treated like royalty.
36. Wobbles
For a cat with a unique walk or perhaps a clumsy and cute way of moving.
37. Tater Tot
A warm and fluffy name for a small, round, and adorable kitten.
38. Captain Whiskers
For the cat who thinks he’s the captain of the household, especially when it comes to food and attention.
39. Smeagol
For the cat with a mischievous side, named after the famous character from The Lord of the Rings.
40. Fuzz Lightyear
For the adventurous kitty who’s always ready to go "to infinity and beyond."
41. Jellybean
For a bouncy, squishy, and sweet cat who loves cuddles and treats.
42. Purrminator
For the cat who hunts like a machine, purring away as they conquer their toys.
43. Meowzilla
For a big, fierce cat with a bit of a Godzilla attitude.
44. Lord Meowington
For a posh and proper kitty with a British accent (if only they could talk!).
45. Spaghetti
For a long, stringy-haired cat that’s always getting into everything.
46. Sassy McSnifferson
For the cat who’s got attitude and sniffs everything in sight.
47. Hiss-terical
For the cat who’s got a sense of humor—and a great hiss when she’s angry.
48. Bark Twain
For the cat who acts a little dog-like but has the humor of Mark Twain.
49. Whisker Biscuit
A quirky name for a kitten with an adorable face and a playful spirit.
50. Purrvana
For a peaceful, relaxed cat who embodies the spirit of Nirvana—perfect for a laid-back feline with "cool" vibes.
Conclusion
If you’re looking for a name that will make everyone smile and reflect your cat’s quirky and hilarious personality, these names are a perfect choice. Whether inspired by pop culture, puns, or simply your cat’s most prominent traits, a funny cat name is a great way to add a bit of humor to your feline's identity. Choose a name that suits your cat’s personality, and you’ll have a conversation starter every time you introduce them to friends and family!