Funny Cat Names, Names for Wickedly Funny Cat, Page 5
If your cat tips over water glasses for science, sits inside cardboard boxes she clearly doesn't fit in, or stares dramatically into the middle distance, she probably deserves a funny cat name. Naming a comedian kitten lets the joke keep landing every single day, and you will never regret the laugh you get when you shout 'Sir Meowsalot, dinner!' across the kitchen to a very serious-looking tabby.
Try Meowzart for a vocal virtuoso (a pun on Mozart); Chairman Meow, a long-time internet favorite, for a regal tuxedo; Purrlock Holmes for a clever detective-type; Catsanova for a smooth flirty tom; and Fuzzbutt for anyone whose back end is their best feature. Notorious C.A.T. is cheeky, and Lord Whiskerton adds fake nobility to any unserious cat.
Say a funny cat name at the vet and watch the whole room smile, that is the superpower. Pair these picks with our famous cat names for pop-culture punchlines, or our hipster cat names for ironic edge. A funny name turns everyday life with your cat into a running joke you never tire of.
Meanings, origins and pronunciations appear only for records with checked sources. Blank fields have not been verified. Gender and collection labels are browsing choices.
| Name | Meaning | Gender | Origin |
|---|---|---|---|
| Flurry | Unisex | ||
| Flush | Unisex | ||
| Foggy | Unisex | ||
| Freebie | Unisex | ||
| Freeway | Unisex | ||
| Frisky | Unisex | ||
| Frog | Unisex | ||
| Fruity | Unisex | ||
| Funny | Unisex | ||
| Furball | Male | ||
| Gandalf | Male | ||
| Garfunkel | Male | ||
| Gator | Male | ||
| Genie | Unisex | ||
| Ghost | Unisex | ||
| Ginger | The ginger plant or spice; also a reddish-brown colour | Female | English word name |
| Ginsu | Unisex | ||
| Gizmo | A gadget or device | Unisex | English word name |
| Godzilla | Male | ||
| Gomer | Male | ||
| Gomez | Male | ||
| Goober | Unisex | ||
| Good Luck Charm | Unisex | ||
| Gorilla | Male | ||
| Gris-Gris | Unisex | ||
| Grits | Unisex | ||
| Grizabella | Unisex | ||
| Grizelda | Unisex | ||
| Grizzly | Unisex | ||
| Hacker | Unisex | ||
| Hairy Bellyfonte | Unisex | ||
| Halloween | Unisex | ||
| Ham | Male | ||
| Hammer | Unisex | ||
| Harley | Female | ||
| Harley Davidson | Unisex | ||
| Hatred | Unisex | ||
| Hecate | Unisex | ||
| Hector | Male | ||
| Hissy | Unisex | ||
| Hissy Fit | Unisex | ||
| Hobo | Unisex | ||
| Hocus Pocus | Unisex | ||
| Holly | The holly tree | Female | English plant name |
| Holmes | Male | ||
| Homer | Male | ||
| Homey | Unisex | ||
| Hooch | Unisex | ||
| Hoops | Unisex | ||
| Horseshoe | Unisex |
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