Unisex Funny Cat Names
If your cat tips over water glasses for science, sits inside cardboard boxes she clearly doesn't fit in, or stares dramatically into the middle distance, she probably deserves a funny cat name. Naming a comedian kitten lets the joke keep landing every single day, and you will never regret the laugh you get when you shout 'Sir Meowsalot, dinner!' across the kitchen to a very serious-looking tabby.
Try Meowzart for a vocal virtuoso (a pun on Mozart); Chairman Meow, a long-time internet favorite, for a regal tuxedo; Purrlock Holmes for a clever detective-type; Catsanova for a smooth flirty tom; and Fuzzbutt for anyone whose back end is their best feature. Notorious C.A.T. is cheeky, and Lord Whiskerton adds fake nobility to any unserious cat.
Say a funny cat name at the vet and watch the whole room smile, that is the superpower. Pair these picks with our famous cat names for pop-culture punchlines, or our hipster cat names for ironic edge. A funny name turns everyday life with your cat into a running joke you never tire of.
| Name | Meaning | Gender | Origin |
|---|---|---|---|
| Abracadabra | Magical incantation | Unisex | |
| Ace Of Clubs | Unity | Unisex | |
| Achoo | Semi-autonomous, convulsive expulsion of air from the lungs through the nose... | Unisex | |
| Airhead | Designated area in hostile territory for landing transport aircraft | Unisex | |
| Alcatraz | Federal prison island | Unisex | |
| Alfalfa | Plant | Unisex | Latin |
| Ali Kat | The Highest; The Greatest; Noble | Unisex | |
| Amigo | Male friend | Unisex | |
| Ammo | Unisex | ||
| Anchovy | Small fish | Unisex | |
| Askim | Town in Østfold, Norway | Unisex | |
| Asphalt | Black tar road surface | Unisex | |
| Aspirin | Pain relief medicine | Unisex | |
| Baby | A young animal. An object or personal concern or indulgence | Unisex | |
| Bacon | Cured pork meat | Unisex | |
| Bagel | Ring shaped roll with a chewy texture | Unisex | |
| Baggy | British dance-oriented music genre | Unisex | |
| Bam-Bam | Unisex | ||
| Bambino | Little child | Unisex | |
| Band-Aid | Unisex | ||
| Barfly | Unisex | ||
| Barnacle Bill | Barney | Unisex | |
| Bashful | Shy and self-conscious | Unisex | |
| Bat | Bumpy, Rough | Unisex | |
| Batman | A fictional superhero appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics | Unisex | |
| Batty | Slang for crazy or insane. | Unisex | |
| Beaker | Laboratory vessel | Unisex | |
| Bear Cat | Large mammal with large head, bulky body and coarse thick fur | Unisex | |
| Beast | Wild animal | Unisex | |
| Beattlejuice | Unisex | ||
| Belly | The lower abdomen | Unisex | |
| Big Foot | Unisex | ||
| Big Mac | Son Of | Unisex | |
| Black Cat | Unisex | ||
| Black Magic | Possessing qualities that produce baffling effects | Unisex | |
| Black Olive | Olive | Unisex | |
| Black Panther | A black leopard | Unisex | |
| Black Puma | Unisex | ||
| Blackest | Unisex | ||
| Blackie | Of the colour black. | Unisex | |
| Blackie Chan | Of the colour black. | Unisex | |
| Blackjack | A leather covered hand weapon. A card game | Unisex | |
| Blackout | Unisex | ||
| Blackster | Unisex | ||
| Blacktop | Unisex | ||
| Blimp | Unisex | ||
| Blotto | Unisex | ||
| Blubber | Unisex | ||
| Bobcat | Wild North American cat | Unisex | |
| Bogeyman | Frightening ghost or monster | Unisex |
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