Funny Cat Names, Names for Wickedly Funny Cat Starting With P
These are funny cat names that start with the letter P. Use the alphabet bar to switch to a different starting letter, or view all funny cat names.
| Name | Meaning | Gender | Origin |
|---|---|---|---|
| Pancake | Flat breakfast cake | Unisex | English |
| Panther | A black leopard | Male | |
| Patch | A pad or shield worn over one eye. | Male | |
| Patches | Pieces of different colors | Male | English |
| Paw Paw | Unisex | ||
| Pawline | Small | Unisex | |
| Peaches | Red, yellow skinned fleshy fruit | Female | English |
| Peanut | Edible nuts eaten raw or roasted. | Unisex | |
| Peanuts | Schulz comic strip | Male | |
| Pepe Le Pew | Spanish Form Of Joseph He Shall Add | Unisex | |
| Pepper | A spice or condiment. | Male | Sanskrit |
| Peppermint | Cool mint flavor | Male | |
| Pepperoni | Cured pork sausage | Unisex | Italian |
| Peppy | Petitioner | Male | |
| Pepsi | Brand of cola soft drink. | Male | |
| Phantom | Something elusive. A ghost | Unisex | |
| Pharoah | Egyptian king | Unisex | |
| Pickles | Food flavored in a solution of vinegar | Unisex | |
| Pilchard | French for sardine | Unisex | |
| Piper | Piper | Female | English |
| Pirate | Sea robber | Unisex | Greek |
| Pitch | Pitch black! | Unisex | |
| Pitch Black | Completely dark | Unisex | English |
| Pixel | Tiny dot in a digital image | Male | English |
| Pogo | Bouncing stick toy | Unisex | English |
| Polution | Unisex | ||
| Pookie | Unisex | ||
| Poop | Unisex | ||
| Poopie | Unisex | ||
| Popeye | Sailor cartoon character | Male | English |
| Precious | One who is beloved, a darling. | Female | Latin |
| Pretzel | Glazed, salted and brittle biscuit in the form of a knot or stick. | Male | |
| Princess | Female member of a royal family | Female | Word |
| Pudding | Unisex | ||
| Puddles | Male | ||
| Puffy | Unisex | ||
| Puma | Mountain lion | Female | Quechua |
| Pumpkin | Large round fruit with orange skin | Male | |
| Pure | Unisex | ||
| Purina | Unisex | ||
| Purrdie | Unisex | ||
| Purrseus | Unisex | ||
| Puss | Male | ||
| Pussycat | Male |
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