Lazy Cat Names, Names For Lazy Kittens

Not every kitten is a perpetual motion machine. Some cats have perfected the art of stillness so thoroughly that even the sunbeam seems to move around them rather than the other way around. Lazy cat names celebrate that magnificent, deliberate slowness. For cat owners whose tomcat treats any request to play as an amusing suggestion, or whose queen has strong opinions about being disturbed, a lazy name is a warm and slightly funny tribute to her favorite pastime: nothing at all.

Lumpy suits a round tabby who melts into every available cushion. Snoozy, plain and perfect, fits a grey cat whose eyes are half-closed whenever you look at him. Biscuit works for a warm-colored girl who spends entire afternoons in one sunny square, while Pudding, soft and sweet, wraps a chubby white queen in affectionate comedy. Couch, short and surprisingly dignified, suits any cat whose preferred seat has acquired a permanent fur-shaped dent.

When you try a lazy cat name, say it while she is actually napping, because the best ones should make you smile even when she refuses to open her eyes. If these amuse you, our 'chubby' and 'cute' cat name collections sit naturally alongside these picks. Lazy cat names turn your cat's favorite activity into a daily, loving joke you both share, and every 'Pudding, dinner' that receives a single slow blink in response feels like the perfect response she was always going to give.