Unisex Grumpy Cat Names

Does your new kitten have a permanently frowning face, a disapproving stare, or the iconic underbite that says nope, try again tomorrow? Grumpy cat names celebrate felines blessed with those expressive scowls and judgy expressions. Made famous by Tardar Sauce (the original Grumpy Cat), these grumpy cat names suit toms and queens who look perpetually unimpressed but melt hearts anyway. Cat owners of Persians, Exotic Shorthairs, and Scottish Folds especially love these grumpy cat names.

Classic picks include Grumpy, Scowl, Grinch, Scrooge, Oscar (the Grouch), and Sourpuss. For a frowning girl kitty, try Maude, Gertrude, Hazel, or Bea (after Golden Girls). Boys suit Walter, Archie, Mr. Whiskers, Grumbles, or Clint (as in Eastwood). Disney's Grumpy dwarf and Tardar Sauce herself make iconic grumpy cat names. Old-man and old-lady style names like Herbert, Edna, Ethel, and Harold add extra punny charm to any crotchety feline. Other fun grumpy cat names include Pickles, Crabby, Meanie, Snarl, and Gloom, ideal for a kitten with serious resting cat face.

For more grumpy cat name ideas, explore our funny cat names and ornery cat names collections, or browse our full categories hub. A good grumpy cat name embraces your kitty's signature scowl with loving humor.