Funniest Cat Names, Wacky and Bizarre Names For Kittens
Some cats are just plain hilarious, tripping over their own feet, screaming for food at 5 a.m., or squishing into boxes three sizes too small. These comedy stars deserve the funniest cat names you can find. Funniest cat names are punny, absurd, and guaranteed to make the vet's office chuckle every time you check in.
Sir Licks-a-Lot is a funniest pick for a grooming-obsessed tom. Chairman Meow pokes fun at history and politics, perfect for a bossy tabby. Meowly Cyrus is a funny pun for a theatrical female cat. Puddin' Tame, from the old joke, suits any silly kitty. And Dr. Whiskers M.D. is a distinguished and funniest title for a serious-looking cat.
For more laughs, check out our whimsical cat names, pun-filled picks, or funky cat names next.
| Name | Meaning | Gender | Origin |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ab | Resolute | Unisex | |
| Abbott | father | Male | |
| Ace | A top performer; also the one or highest card in many games. | Male | English |
| Agape | from the New Testament meaning unconditional love | Unisex | |
| Aggie | Lamb | Female | Latin |
| Air | Female | ||
| Ajax | Eagle | Male | Greek |
| Alabama | vegetation gatherers | Female | Place-name |
| Alpha | First Born | Female | Greek |
| Amore | Love. | Unisex | |
| Anakin | Warrior | Unisex | English |
| Anthem | Song of praise | Unisex | |
| Apollo | the mythological god of light and truth | Male | Greek |
| Aristotle | "superior" | Male | Greek |
| Armani | Brand of men's clothing | Male | Persian |
| Arrow | A straight, thin, pointed shaft shot from a bow | Male | Word |
| Atlas | Endures, Suffers | Male | Greek |
| Ball | A spherical object. | Unisex | |
| Banjo | Stringed musical instrument | Male | |
| Basil | Majestic, royal, brave | Male | Greek |
| Bender | Unisex | ||
| Blade | glory, The expanded part of a leaf, particularly grasses | Male | Word |
| Blip | Unisex | ||
| Blue | A colour between green and indigo. Gloomy or depressed. | Male | Color |
| Bobo | Fante Of Ghana Name Meaning, "Born On Tuesday."Also A Ewe Of West Africa Name... | Male | |
| Bond | tiller of the soil | Male | English |
| Bright | Strength. Mythological Celtic Goddess Of Fire And Poetry. | Unisex | |
| Burger | Unisex | ||
| Cadence | rhythm, beat | Female | Latin |
| Cajun | Louisiana French culture | Male | |
| California | US state; 'hot furnace' | Male | |
| Casanova | A man who is gallantly attentive to women. | Male | |
| Castle | Castle | Unisex | English |
| Cello | String instrument | Male | |
| Champion | Male | ||
| Chaos | Kay-oss | Male | |
| Charleston | A Man; Variant Of Carl. | Male | English |
| Cheese | Dairy food made from milk | Unisex | |
| Cheska | Peaceful | Unisex | |
| Chet | fortress, walled town | Male | English |
| Chevy | Horseman: knight. An abbreviation of Chevalier. Actor-comedian Chevy Chase. | Male | |
| Chichi | Loving | Unisex | Korean |
| Chow | Unisex | ||
| Crusoe | Robinson Crusoe; castaway hero | Unisex | |
| Cub | Young bear | Unisex | English |
| Cyan | greenish blue color | Male | English |
| DArtagnan | leader | Unisex | |
| Denim | Strong Cloth | Male | English |
| Deuce | A throw of two in dice | Male | |
| Deva | divine, shining one | Female | Hindi |
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Frequently Asked Questions
What are the funniest cat name puns of all time?
Chairman Meow, Meowly Cyrus, Anderson Pooper, Kitty Purry, Jude Paw, and Sir Isaac Mewton top every funniest list and never get old.
Do silly names embarrass cats?
Cats have no idea what their name means. They only learn the sound, so Puddin' Tame or Lord Fluffybutt works just as well as something dignified.
Are funny names okay for serious-looking cats?
Even better. A regal Persian named Toe Beans or a grumpy Maine Coon named Sir Poops-a-Lot gets the best reactions from everyone.
What funny name suits a very chunky cat?
Meatball, Biscuit, Chonkmaster, Blob, Dumpling, Thicc-ums, and Sir Loin all celebrate the chonk with humor and affection.
Can a funny name still be classy?
Yes. Sir Licks-a-Lot or Duke Fuzzbottom pair a dignified title with a silly surname, giving your cat gravitas and comedy at once.
What is a funny name for a cat who knocks things off tables?
Captain Chaos, Gravity, Isaac Mewton, Demolisher, and Knocks-a-Lot all honor the time-honored cat tradition of shoving items off every surface.