Naming your cat is an exciting opportunity to express both creativity and humor. If you're someone who enjoys a clever turn of phrase, a witty name for your feline companion is the perfect way to showcase their unique personality. Whether you prefer puns, wordplay, or references to pop culture, a witty cat name can make everyone smile. Here’s a list of 50 witty cat names that are sure to make your friends and family chuckle every time they meet your pet.
1. Meowlicious
A playful and punny name for a cat who’s as delicious as they are adorable.
2. Catastrophe
For the cat who always seems to get into mischief, a little chaos is just part of their charm.
3. Sir Scratch-a-Lot
A noble name for the cat who is always scratching at your furniture or anything they can get their paws on.
4. Purrfessor
For the wise and learned kitty who always seems to be in charge, like a professor of the household.
5. Clawdia
A clever twist on the name Claudia, this one suits any cat who’s a little fierce with their claws.
6. Fuzz Aldrin
For a space-loving feline, this clever pun on Buzz Aldrin is sure to win over any space enthusiast.
7. Mewton John
For the cat who loves to sing and dance—this name is a fun nod to music icon, Elton John.
8. Kit-Kat
Sweet, simple, and funny, this name works for a cat with a mischievous streak and a fondness for snacks.
9. Meowster Chief
A funny and clever name for the leader of the pack, who always calls the shots.
10. Catniss Everclean
For the cat who’s as fierce as Katniss Everdeen but just as tidy and well-groomed.
11. Purrlock Holmes
For the detective cat who is always on the lookout for clues—or snacks. A clever nod to Sherlock Holmes.
12. Furrnando
For the suave, charismatic cat who knows how to charm everyone with their purrs and fluff.
13. Hiss-terical
For the cat who gets a little hissy when they’re annoyed but is always the life of the party when they’re happy.
14. Mewtini
For the refined cat who enjoys lounging around in luxury, this name brings a dash of humor and sophistication.
15. Cat Benatar
For the rock-and-roll cat who is always "hitting you with her best shot"—a clever pun on Pat Benatar.
16. Whisker Tonic
For the cat who always seems to be in good spirits and ready for a good time.
17. Clawsome
For the cat who's absolutely awesome—and loves to show off their claws!
18. Purrsephone
A twist on Persephone, the Greek goddess, for the cat with a dual nature—both sweet and mysterious.
19. Snicker-doodle
For a playful, sweet, and slightly goofy cat who’s a bit of a snack—and always fun to be around.
20. Tuxedo Mask
For the elegant cat who has a tuxedo-like coat, this name is a witty reference to the Sailor Moon character.
21. Meowsterious
For the cat who’s always got a secret, with a name that leaves you guessing.
22. Purrfect Storm
For a cat who’s both unpredictable and powerful, this name brings a touch of drama.
23. Pawsitive Vibes
For a cat who radiates positivity and good energy. It’s always a good idea to bring some "pawsitive vibes" into your life.
24. The Great Catsby
A clever literary reference for your aristocratic feline who enjoys lounging in luxury.
25. Biscuit
For a warm, cozy, and funny cat who’s always a treat, just like the baked good it’s named after.
26. Whisker Snatcher
For a sneaky cat who loves to snatch anything and everything—especially if it's shiny!
27. Paw-casso
For the cat with a flair for the dramatic, this name is perfect for an artistic kitty.
28. Tigra
A witty spin on Tigra from Thundercats, ideal for a strong and independent feline.
29. The Purrminator
For the cat who’s always "hunting"—whether it's toys, treats, or attention—this name is both fierce and funny.
30. Dr. Meowgic
For the mystical cat who seems to have magical powers (like always knowing when it’s dinner time).
31. Catnado
For the cat who storms through the house with wild energy, causing a little chaos wherever they go.
32. Neko-chan
A witty nod to the Japanese word for cat, "neko," and a cute, playful twist that means "little cat."
33. Fuzz Lightyear
For the brave, adventurous cat who's always on an intergalactic mission to explore every nook and cranny.
34. Pawdrey Hepburn
For the cat who exudes elegance, grace, and a little bit of Hollywood glamour.
35. Purrfectly Frank
For the no-nonsense cat who says exactly what they think (usually with a lot of meows and purrs).
36. Catnip Everdeen
For the cat who can never resist a bit of catnip, and shows true "bravery" in getting into all kinds of mischief.
37. Spocktail
For a cool-headed cat with a logical personality, who just might be out of this world.
38. Meowchacho
A funny, spicy name for a tough cat with a little swagger.
39. Cheddar
For the cat who’s always "grate" and loves cheese as much as they love cuddles.
40. Taco Cat
A palindrome and a pun, this name is for the cat who’s both quirky and full of flavor.
41. Purrmaids
For the cat who’s a little mystical and has a touch of "sea" magic, just like a mermaid.
42. Catsby
A short and snappy name for the sophisticated feline who seems to live in a world of luxury.
43. Hissypoo
For the cat with a sassy attitude who’s not afraid to show it.
44. Gato Baggins
For the adventurous kitty who loves exploring, this name is a playful twist on Bilbo Baggins from The Lord of the Rings.
45. Jellypaw
For a soft and squishy kitty who’s more about comfort than anything else.
46. Tater Tot
For a chubby, squishy, and adorable cat who is as cute as they come.
47. Purrincess
For the royal kitty who demands your undivided attention and affection—like a true princess.
48. Meowton John
For a cat who loves to sing and has a flair for the dramatic, this is a fun take on Elton John.
49. Furry Potter
For the magic-loving cat who always gets into trouble, just like the famous wizard.
50. Lord Furrington
A playful, aristocratic name for your noble, furry companion.
Conclusion
Witty cat names are a great way to showcase your sense of humor and your cat’s unique personality. Whether you’re a fan of puns, pop culture references, or clever wordplay, these names will bring a smile to anyone’s face. Choose one that fits your cat’s quirks, and you’ll have a fun, memorable name that reflects their character and brings joy every time you call them!